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pleasegodletmelive:

iwontbelookingdown:

m4a1-shermayne:

m4a1-shermayne:

Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago

Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago

oh my god.

This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror

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bobavader:

1900 as a whole century is so wild to me like it started off without people having sliced bread and it ended with seinfeld on TV 

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giraffepoliceforce:
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“ otteroftheworld:
“My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.
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giraffepoliceforce:

vnicent:

otteroftheworld:

My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.

how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen

I love this story because this guy in the early 1800’s had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it.

Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tree That Owns Itself is over 50 feet tall.

And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it’s considered to have legally inherited the plot of land it’s inhabiting.

Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.

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kellymalka:
“one kid is worth more than all the guns in the world @marchforourlivesla
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kellymalka:

one kid is worth more than all the guns in the world @marchforourlivesla

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favoriteanimal:

favoriteanimal:

I just tried to remind Ian what a Borzoi is by describing them as “greyhounds, but in cursive”

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Greyhounds

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snarky-gourmet:

madisondavenports:

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definitelyshitty:

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uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

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it’s a real word

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

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tinylittle-femalechrist:

ben platt being voted sexiest man on broadway makes no sense to me tbh. like. I love the guy but he legitimately looks like the son of one of your mom’s friends whose bar mitzvah you went to in eighth grade and he tried to hold your hand but it was sweaty and a little sticky from eating skittles

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whatever-isthe90s:

Heathers (1988)

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because-blackgirls-duh:
“livebloggingmydescentintomadness:
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“My man Jesus
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What story is that?
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Matthew 18:9
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“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.” ”
He also...

because-blackgirls-duh:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

ffermented-salmonella:

goddessolga:

since1938:

My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

He also stopped a woman from being stoned because she was a prostitute and brought her into his inner circle. Some school of thought even claimed he married her.

Christianity is not aboout the wrong the person did. It’s about the human the person is.

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stability:

some important halloween costumes 

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chocahontas:

blackwaluigi:

fiftyshadesofmacandcheese:

Where can I buy her album tho

that vibrato

SHE SOUND SO GOOD!!!!!

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yuripink:

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

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gentlemanbones:

higashikatajoshuu:

advanced-procrastination:

just-shower-thoughts:

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

If I recall, they did used to be the corresponding months.  It was just when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into power, the months July(Julius) and August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing off the numbering of the calender.

Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did in fact get stabbed.

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